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Mr. Urban Legend, Seki and Akio.
In Toyohashi, Seki and Akio have gathered.
They unravel the mystery and conspiracy of this city as they take a walk.
Seki and Akio's Walk.
It's the end of 2023, and we've finally arrived.
Hello, I'm Seki and Akio.
We've escaped from Kazakhstan, and we can't be stopped by anyone anymore.
I'm Seki and Akio.
Today, we're going to talk about how we can't overlook this city of Toyohashi.
We can't ignore it now, can we?
It's all a conspiracy, isn't it?
If there's an IC chip in all of it and you're moving it like this...
I'm Seki and Akio.
I heard that there are many urban legends and mysteries in the city of Toyohashi today.
There are.
It's hidden.
That's right.
Toyohashi's urban legend will be revealed while taking a walk.
What was the title of this project?
Certainly.
Seki-Akiyo-Aruki.
To be honest, this is a behind-the-scenes project of walking people.
Behind-the-scenes means that walking people is over, right?
That's right.
It's over.
Today we brought a guide.
I'm looking forward to it.
Well, please.
You can't leave the studio.
A very ordinary person came.
A person without urban legends came.
You guys have come.
To be honest, it's like that.
You've come, haven't you?
Are you okay?
Whether it's okay or not depends on us.
That's right.
It really depends on us.
I've been living alone for three years.
I wonder if you can guide me to a spot where there may be a legend.
That's...
It means food or something like that.
I'm hungry.
You're hungry, aren't you?
You're hungry and your stomach is triangular, aren't you?
Triangle!
You were fast.
You were in a hurry because you brought the main dish.
Let's find urban legends right away.
Urban legends
Are you doing hand shake correction properly?
When I was on "Ninkyo Sanpo 2", I didn't do hand shake correction and it was messed up.
It was the worst. It was the worst.
You should never do it.
Oops.
Wait a minute.
What's wrong with you, Akiyo?
Akiyo...
This square...
At first glance, it looks like a nice square where people from all walks of life gather.
Take a look.
What?
That pole...
What?
That's completely Amefto's goal, isn't it?
That means everyone is waiting for the rugby match to start right now, isn't it?
Eh? Pass.
If this is a lie, then it's a crime of love.
Let's take this ball and do this.
Conversion kick?
The ball flew away.
This story is over.
It's over.
A legend was born and disappeared.
Hey, is this okay?
Well, the beginning is the most difficult.
That's right.
I'm doing it in a place where there is nothing.
Well, first of all, what I want to say is that in that one scene of the cut-out video, our story is over.
There is nothing, isn't it?
Yeah, nothing.
It's coming from a state of zero.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Eh?
I want you to look to the left.
What's up, Seki and Akiyo?
There are three stations where the Shinkansen stops in Aichi Prefecture.
Nagoya Station, Toyohashi, and Mikawa Anjou.
Among the three Shinkansen stations, this Toyohashi is in the middle of them.
By the way, there is a pyramid.
Pyramid, huh?
Pyramid.
This must be a message.
Well, there's a glass pyramid here now.
This is proof that there was glass in ancient Mesopotamian civilization, isn't it?
And then and then.
Opposite of this pyramid.
I want you to look over there.
In front of the pyramid.
A space shuttle flying up in the sky.
What does this mean?
Mankind's lunar landing plan!
Yes!
Mankind...
will...
Mankind will...
Do it at the end!
Which means...
Oh, the button is stuck!
The one who completed the space shuttle before the United States
is Toyohashi!
Yes!
So Toyohashi is where Asakura Mikuru is, right?
Mikuru will soon board that space shuttle!
It's up to you whether you believe it or not!
- That's important! - Great!
- I think that person is saved by this phrase! - Yeah!
If you don't have this phrase, you're going home!
- Whoa! - That's fast!
- That's fast!
- I can't walk for a little longer! - That's fast!
- That's too much! - I'm sorry!
- Not at all! - I thought you were like a pool watchman...
- Should we stop? - Yeah!
- I'm glad you didn't say it! - I'm glad you didn't say it!
- That was close!
- Your way of talking is totally Seki Takusu's! - That's true!
- Come to think of it, you don't know Seki Akio, do you? - No, I don't know him!
- Then you shouldn't say it! - Seki Takusu from "Tackle T.V." is talking about you!
- By the way, do you know Seki Akio? - I don't know him, either!
- But I looked him up and he wasn't wearing a string! - What?
- A string? - Are you serious?
- He was wearing it! - No, he wasn't wearing a string!
- But you gave it to me before we started! - Seki Akio is...
- A very bright and cheerful person! - But if you were to recreate that, you'd say you became a pistachio for some reason!
- I guess that's a different story! - I see!
- I guess you two have similar faces! - What do you mean?
- Why? - Why?
- You two have similar faces!
- Could it be you're walking like a pistachio? - What's this?
- This bothers me! - What was that?
- Who was that? - What's this?
- I don't know if I should say it... - Should we think about it?
- You're thinking about it, huh? - This cat is staring at...
- A front! - On the first floor is a Starbucks!
- Starbucks...
- I think they said that there's an important city legend in that brand, right?
- Hmm... - Then it's true!
- The fact that this cat is staring at a Starbucks is... - Cat...
- If you read "cat" in Roman and read it backwards, it's "oken"!
- Believe it or not! - Believe it or not!
- There are times like this, you know? - Well, urban legends say you should hit about three out of ten, you know?
- That's what they say. - "Will it develop or not?" "I don't know!"
- There are a lot of "pochinkos" like that, you know? - I don't think they do it with that kind of feeling.
- In the evening, a very famous fortune-teller comes here and stands in line. - Fortune-tellers have been around for more than ten years, right?
- Fortune-tellers really need to be careful, you know? - Huh? Why?
- Fortune-tellers... you know... - Do you know anything about fortune-telling?
- You've heard of it, haven't you? - You've heard of it too much, haven't you?
- This costume... this star-shaped "smile and laugh like you do"...
- I don't know if you know anything about it, but... - That's right! It's "legendary stuffy"!
- You mean "urban legendary stuffy"? - Whether you like it or not is up to you.
- You can cut it up now and go home. - It's a new store.
- "Tengu", a Japanese youkai. - "Tengu", a Japanese youkai.
- There's something about this. - This? - There's something about this.
- This... - This...
- If you lay it down... - Is it impossible?
- This store is amazing, isn't it? - There's a lot going on!
- But that's what makes it "legendary stuffy". - What?
- There are countless "tenten" on the map of Japan. - It looks like there's a store here, doesn't it?
- What exactly are these "tenten"? - They appear when you connect them with lines.
- But it's a human signboard, so it can't be like that. - It may be "legendary stuffy".
- It's starting, isn't it?
- Let's walk. - Let's walk.
Legendary stuffy
Hey!
Sexy pole dancing will be held!
What!?
This is "I want to go there too much" story!
"I want to go there too much"!?
Even entertainers can open a shop at night.
"I want to go there too much"!?
Something amazing has happened!
What? What? What?
This has become a big deal!
Ah!
Humans have become two and buried in a wall!
This is the end of humans who tried too hard to know about the city of Toyohashi!
This is a show-off!
Is it a city of darkness?
Until a long time ago, this was the height of the ground in the first place!
You can also think that the ground has fallen due to some kind of meteorite or something like that!
The earth is getting smaller and smaller every year, isn't it?
It used to be very big!
Was it!?
Yup!
That's the end of those who were left behind by that shrinking!
Wow!
This tree is disgusting!
Say it quietly!
It's just dry land!
There are many shops here at night!
Was it Matsuba Street?
Matsuba Street!
There are a lot of catchmen at night!
Wow!
I'd like to spread that kind of statement!
It's true!
Yeah!
Catchmen!
I thought about it for a moment!
It's still difficult!
Wow! This is not a legend!
This is not a legend!
What do you mean? It looks like a legend, doesn't it?
That's why it's obvious!
It's the most exciting when it's just hidden!
It's a legend no matter who sees it!
I can't look at it!
It's delicious even if you look at it deliciously!
This is a pretty famous restaurant.
The squid is delicious!
Squid!
Once you read it from the opposite side, it's a sea bream!
This is a four-year anniversary of Masuda Cup.
That's nice!
The bowl is half again!
This is exactly the same situation as before!
It's exactly the same!
It's a showoff!
But the gravity has also reversed!
I tried too hard!
Katsudon!
Toyohashi's restaurant is made by the reversal of gravity!
Can you come over here for a moment?
Did you find anything, Akio-kun?
I'm not really called Akio-kun, am I?
Here!
A bag!
A bag has a strong connection with a great city legend!
If you look at Kokkai Nijido from above, you can see the shape of a bag!
That's impossible!
Akio-kun!
You're going to continue, aren't you?
I can't continue anymore!
I'm sorry!
It's SOS!
Where is it?
If...
Is this SOS?
If...
If you take this horizontal line of "mo", it's "shi", isn't it?
That's right!
If you take this and this, it's "ra", isn't it?
That's right!
With the remaining four...
Look at the remaining four and connect them to this part of "shi"!
All four of them!
In four letters...
It's 6666, isn't it?
- It really is! - It is!
It's an increased version of "the number of devils"!
- It's different when there's more than one, right? - If there's more than one, it's a crazy number of devils!
- In the end, it doesn't matter what it is! - Akio-san, have you ever done this before?
- The guide discovered a legend! - No, I haven't discovered a legend!
That was close! I almost missed this meteorite!
If you look at it from the front, it's just a stone, but if you look at it from this side...
- It's this! - Spawn!
There's a completely unnatural crack and cross section, right?
And even though there should only be one of these...
They're cut in half and connected with a pipe!
This means that there are people who update the universe every night!
And the situation in which a bicycle is placed around it...
This used to be an ancient car park!
Believe it or not...
It's up to you!
- It's decided now, right? - Yeah.
- This place is under development. - Yeah, it is.
- It's under development. - It is.
- I hope Okazaki does it like this. - I hope he does it boldly.
- Shut up. - Here?
- No, it's a waste. - You used it for a fight, didn't you?
- Is it important? - It's just a few withdrawals, isn't it?
- I didn't think you were such a valuable friend. - Shall we go to the Underground Empire?
- There is also an underground kingdom in the story, isn't it? - The legendary underground city of Nissan.
- Only Toyohashi or E.T.C. can enter here. - Only those who are waiting for E.T.C. can enter here.
- Does it mean that all the gates are connected to under Toyohashi? - Yes, this is...
- Inter's... - Hey, hey!
- No, this is... - Falling!
- Can we find it now? - The name is "falling".
- If it's like that, we should go at the end, right? - Yeah.
- Whether we prepared it ourselves or whether we believe it or not, it depends on you. - It depends on you.
- Is there something on this side? - Have you ever eaten there in the past?
- At noon? - At night.
- At night, we also ate grilled meat there. - We've been there, too.
- Have we been there, too? - We may have been called "secret doppelgangers".
- If you cross it, you won't cross it. - It means you have no desire.
- Huh? I haven't heard of it.
- It's nice weather today, isn't it? - Yeah, it's a great weather for a walk.
- Yeah. - When it's sunny, humans have a substance called serotonin, which prevents depression.
- It's nice weather today, isn't it? - Yeah, it's a great weather for a walk.
- Please release serotonin. - It's nice weather today, isn't it?
- Please release serotonin.
- Coffee and canele. - Coffee and canele go well together. - It's just right.
- If we do it, our voices will get louder. What should we do? - Shall we buy it?
- Canele is good? - Canele, buy it for me. - I'll buy it for you.
- In the meantime, we're looking for a replacement. - I'll buy it for you.
- Thank you for waiting. - Thank you. - Thank you very much.
- It's canele. - It looks delicious. - It looks delicious.
- It's a waste of money. - It's a waste of money.
- It's said that you can eat canele from people who have told urban legends about it. - It looks like a Japanese kikuno, doesn't it?
- Yes, it does. - It doesn't look like Japanese food at first glance, but it's said to be a snack loved by Emperor Showa.
- I'll drink it. - Drink it.
- It's delicious. - Can I say it?
- Canele is not Japanese. - Is it French? - Is it French? - It doesn't matter.
- I want to eat it quickly, so let's talk about it. - Let's talk about it.
- The word "canele" reminds you of something. - What? - It's very similar to the Japanese word "katsute".
- That...
- Evil...
Huh? I don't know you!
I wanna catch up with you, but I'm gonna say it! You're depressed here, right?
Why are you depressed?
A long time ago, Louis XIV's favorite snack was this canelé...
At first, you weren't depressed, but...
An alien you hated buried an IC chip in it, and Louis XIV went crazy.
IC chip?
And then...
The IC chip isn't buried in here, but you can press it like this and check it before baking it, right?
If there's a canelé you're not depressed in, you might get caught if you're not careful!
Believe it or not, I'm not depressed...
Hahaha! He's not depressed!
I ate the canelé with my tongue!
Where did the IC chip go?
It's here.
There aren't any customers now, right?
Can we go in?
Can we go in the restaurant we went to earlier?
It seems like they're welcoming us.
We're bothering you, aren't we?
We're bothering you, aren't we?!
Thank you for the delicious canelé we ate earlier!
Thank you very much!
The owner of that car is...
The owner!
It's up to you!
Whether or not this restaurant will close down is up to you!
I couldn't hear you, but I think you said "thank you very much" in a loud voice.
I don't think I said "thank you very much" in a loud voice.
Thank you very much!
There's a table like this for filming, right?
This used to be a stone bridge, didn't it?
Can we call this a stone bridge?
The seat was open, wasn't it?
The seat was open, so...
The seat...
The seat was completely open, wasn't it?
Look at this.
It looks delicious.
Wait a minute.
It looks very delicious.
It's photogenic, isn't it?
Instagram...
What does it say?
Whether you take it or not, it's up to you.
You chose "take it or not," didn't you?
I chose a fashionable cafe.
That's impossible!
Fashionable and seat don't go well together.
Let me eat it.
It's delicious!
It's like a purgatory, isn't it?
Can I eat it now?
What is this?
It's Earl Grey.
Earl Grey!
You said you were an alien!
It's Earl Grey!
It's completely Earl Grey!
Does it mean "take it or not"?
It may be stolen.
That's what you said.
It's like a cocoon.
You don't have to explain yourself.
This is definitely...
Aji-tux-jay-ya!
This green powder...
Cannelli made it too much.
What is this?
It's like a ceiling cannelli.
It doesn't feel good, does it?
Don't use honorifics.
Okay, I'll eat it.
It's amazing, isn't it?
I've never eaten anything like brown cannelaires.
Seki is just eating and talking.
Where is he?
That was a lot of cannelaires.
Should we take a Shinkansen?
That's what we're talking about, isn't it?
Seki will definitely come back!
Seki score
I'll give you 6.66 points.
6.66 points
kun kun kun kun kun kun
na na na na na na
Big bonus
I'm sorry.
- It doesn't make sense at all. - I don't know what you're talking about.
I was wondering if it was a VR game and my tongue came out.
I was surprised.
- 4D seats? - 4D seats?
I'll give you 4D seats.
- What a nice shop. - Excuse me, can I have one more coffee?
You're too relaxed.
One day, Toyohashi's transportation will be cut off.
How was it?
If you look closely, behind this...
- Stick? - It's a story about how it was definitely hidden, right?
It's obvious that there's a secret here.
- This isn't actually a charging station. - What?
If you put your smartphone here...
Data transfer complete.
All data in the terminal will be deleted.
What?
It's a system that sends the government's data in detail.
- You just sent it. - I sent it.
All data in the terminal is gone.
You should have put it up like this from the beginning.
That's good.
What?
Huh?
Can I hold up part of you?
- Hold up? - Go ahead.
- Huh? - It's time for humans to go home to Peipei!
- I think momoyaki became Peipei's keyword quote. - It's been too long.
- Shall we go now? - It's been too long, hasn't it?
- We'll come again. - It was so good. We'll come again. - Thank you so much.
- We'll say "thank you" and "thank you" until the end. - We'll say "it's a nice shop", right?
- It was really good. - It was a really nice shop.
- We don't have much to order again, do we? - No, we don't.
- We'll order one more time. - Two girls who laugh out loud.
- We'll talk about how relieved we are.
- It's not urban electricity or anything like that, is it?
- The higher you go, the higher the chance of encountering UFOs. - Because the distance gets closer.
- It's crazy. - It's crazy.
- UFOs are often flying. - The higher you go, the higher the chance of encountering UFOs.
- We're back. - Are we back or were we here from the beginning?
- Or is the station getting closer?
- It starts in the morning and there are underground empires and things like that in Toyohashi.
- So there may still be a second time.
- That depends on your reactions and my editing.
- Thank you so much for today. - Thank you.
- It was a relief that you told me about the history. - Thank you.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- Next, we may go and unravel urban legends of your city.
- Believe it or not, it's up to you.
- It's up to you.
- Believe it or not, it's up to you.